Jessica Mitford, "The Embalming of Mr. Jones"



Note: Jessica Mitford (1917-1996) was Born in Batsford Mansion, England, to a wealthy, aristocratic family. She rebelled against her sheltered upbringing, became involved in left-wing politics, and eventually immigrated to the United States. In the 1950’s, she began a career in investigative journalism, which produced t he book The American Way of Death: Behind the Formaldehyde Curtain (1963), about the abuses in the funeral business as well as other critiques on the U.S. prison system and American Health care.

           
            The drama begins to unfold with the arrival of the corpse at the mortuary.

            Alas, poor Yorick! How surprised he would be to see how his counterpart of today is whisked off to a funeral parlor and is in short order painted, rouged, and neatly dressed-transformed from a common corpse into a Beautiful Memory Picture. This process is known in the trade as embalming and restorative art, and is so universally employed in the United States and Canada that the funeral director does it routinely, without consulting corpse or kin. He regards as eccentric those few who are hardly enough to suggest that it might be dispended with. Yet no law requires embalming, no religious doctrine commends it, nor it is dictated by consideration of health, sanitation, or even of personal daintiness. In no part of the world but in Northern America is it widely used. The purpose of embalming is to make the corpse presentable for viewing in a suitable costly container; and here to the funeral director routinely, without first consulting the family, prepares the body for public display.
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            Embalming is indeed a most extraordinary procedure, and one must wonder at the docility of American who each year pay hundreds of million of dollars of its perpetuation, blissfully ignorant of what it is all about, what is done. Not one in ten thousands has any idea of what actually takes place. Books on the subject are extremely hard to come by. They are not to be found in most libraries or bookshops.
            In an era when huge television audiences watch surgical operations in the comfort of their living rooms, when, thanks to the animated cartoon, the geography of the digestive system has become familiar territory even to the nursery school set, in a land where the satisfaction of curiosity about almost all matters is a national pastime, the secrecy surrounding embalming can, surely, hardly be attributed to the inherit gruesomeness of the subject. Custom in this regard has within this century suffered a complete reversal. In the early days of America embalming, when it was performed in the home of the deceased, it was almost mandatory for some relative to stay by the embalmer’s side and witness the procedure. Today, family members who might wish to be in attendance would certainly be dissuaded by the funeral director. All others, except apprentices, are excluded by law from the preparation room.
            A close look at what does actually take place may explain in large measure the undertaker’s intractable reticence concerning a procedure that has become his major raison d’etre. Is it possible he fears that public information about embalming might lead patrons to wonder if they really want this service? If the funeral men are loath to discuss the subject outside the trade, the reader may, understandably, be equally loath to go on reading at this point. For those who have the stomach for it, let us part the formaldehyde curtain…
            The body is first laid out in the undertaker’s morgue—or rather, Mr. Jones is reposing in the preparation room—to be readied to bid the world farewell.
            The preparation room in any of the better funeral establishments has the tiled and sterile look of a surgery, and indeed them embalmer—restorative artist who does his chores there is beginning to adopt the term dermasurgeon (appropriately corrupted by some mortician-writers as “dermasurgeon”) to describe his calling. His equipment, consisting of scalpels, scissors, augers, forceps, clamps, needles, pumps, tubes, bowls, and basins, is crudely imitate of the surgeon’s, as is his technique, acquired in a nine-or twelve-month post-high-school course in an embalming school. He is supplied by a advanced chemical industry with a bewildering array of fluids, sprays, pastes, oils, powders, creams, to fix or soften tissue, shrink or distend it as needed, dry it here, restore the moisture there. There are cosmetics, waxes, and paints to fill and cover features, even plaster of Paris to replace entire limbs. There ingenious aids to prop and stabilize the cadaver: a Vari-Pose Head rest, the Edward Arm and Hand Positioner, the Repose Block (to support the shoulders during the embalming), and the Throop Foot Positioner, which resembles an old-fashioned stocks.       
            Mr. John H. Eckels, president of the Eckels College of Mortuary Science, thus describes the first part of the embalming procedures: “In the hands of a skilled particular, this works may be done in a comparatively short time and without mutilating the body other than by slight incision—so slight that is scarcely would cause serious inconvenience if made upon a living person. It is necessary to remove the blood, and doing this not only helps in the disinfecting, but removes the principal cause of disfiguration due to discoloration.”
            Another textbook discusses the all-important time element: “The earlier this is done, the better, for every hour that elapses between death and embalming will add to the problems and complications encountered…” Just how soon should one get going on the embalming? The author tell us, “On the basis of such scanty information made available to this profession through its rudimentary and haphazard system of technical research, we must conclude that the best results are to be obtained if the subject is embalming before life is completely extinct—that is, before cellular death has occurred. In the average case, this would mean within an hour after somatic death.” For those who feel that there is something a little rudimentary, not to say haphazard, about this advice, a comforting thought is offered by another writer. Speaking of fears entertained by early days of premature burial.” How true; once the blood is removed, chances of live burial are indeed remote.
            To return to Mr. Jones, the blood is drained out through the veins and replaced by embalming fluid pumped in through the arteries. As noted in The Principles and Practices of Embalming, “every operator has a favorite injection and drainage point—a fact which becomes a handicap only if he fails or refuses to forsake his favorite when conditions demand it.” Typical favorite are the carotid artery, femoral artery, jugular vein, subclavian vein. There are various choices of embalming choices. If Flextone is used, it will produce a “mild, flexible rigidity. The skin retains a velvety softness; the tissue is rubbery and pliable. Ideal for a woman and children.” It may be blended with B. and G. Producers Company’s Lyf-Lyk tint, which is guaranteed to reproduce “nature’s own skin texture…the velvety appearance of living tissue.” Suntone comes in three separate tints: Suntan; Special Cosmetic Tint, a pink shade “especially indicated for female subjects”; and Regular Cosmetic Tint, moderately pink.
            About three to six gallons of a dyed and perfumed solution of formaldehyde, glycerin, borax, phenol, alcohol, and water is soon culating through Mr. Jones, whose mouth has been sewn together with a “needle directed upward between the upper lip and the gum and brought out through the left nostril,” with the corners raised slightly “for a more pleasant expression.” If he should be bucktoothed, his teeth are cleaned with Bon Ami and coated with colorless nail polish. His eyes, meanwhile, are closed with flesh-tinted eye caps and eye cement.
            The next stop is to have at Mr. Jones with a thing called a trocar. This is a long, hollow needle attached to a tube. It is jabbed into the abdomen, poked around the entrails and chest cavity, the contents of which are pumped out and replaced with “cavity fluid.” This done, and the whole in the abdomen sewn up, Mr. Jones’s face is heavily creamed (to protect the skin from burns which may be caused by leakage of the chemicals), and he is covered with a sheet and left unmolested for a while. But not for long—there is more, much more, in store for him. He has been embalming, not yet restored, and the best time to start the restorative work is eight to ten hours after embalming, when the tissue have become firm and dry.  
            The object of all this attention to the corpse, it must be remembered, is to make it presentable for viewing in attitude of healthy repose. “Our custom require the presentation of our dead in the semblance of normality…unarmed by the ravages of illness, disease, or mutilation,” says Mr. J. Sheridan Mayer in his Restorative Art. This is rather a large order since few people die in the full bloom of health, unravaged by illness and unmarked by some disfigurement. The funeral industry is equal to the challenge: “In some case the gruesome appearance of a mutilated or disease-ridden subject may be quite discouraging. The task of restoration may seem impossible and shake the confidence of the embalmer. This is the time for intestinal fortitude and determination. Once the formative work is begun and affected tissues are cleaned and removed, all doubts of success vanish. It is surprising and gratifying to discover the results which may be obtained.”
            The embalmer, having allowed an appropriate interval to elapse, returns to the attack, but now he brings into play the skills and equipment of sculptor and cosmetician. Is a hand missing? Casting one in the plaster of Paris is a simple matter. “For replacement purpose, only a cast of the back of the hand is necessary; this is within the ability of average operator and is quite adequate.” If a lip or two, a nose, or a ear should be missing, the embalmer has at hand a variety of restorative waxes with which to model replacements. Pores and skins textures are simulated by stippling with a little brush, and over this cosmetic are laid on. Head off? Decapitation cases are rather routinely handled. Raged edges are trimmed, and head joined or torso with a series of splints, wires, and sutures. It is a good idea to have a little something at the neck—a scarf or a high collar—when times of viewing come. Swollen mouth? Cut out tissue as needed from inside the lips. If too much is removed, the surface contour can be easily restored by padding with cotton. Swollen necks and cheeks are reduced by removing tissue through vertical incisions made down each side of the neck. “When the deceased is casketed, the pillow will hide the suture incisions…as an extra precaution against leakage, the suture may be painted with liquid sealer.”
The opposite condition is more likely to present itself—that of emaciation. His hypodermic syringe no loaded with massage cream, the embalmer seems out and fills the hallowed and sunken areas by injection. In this procedure the backs of the hands and fingers and the under-chain area should not be neglected.
Positioning the lips is a problem that recurrently challenges the ingenuity of the embalmer. Closed too tightly, they tend to give a stern, even disapproving expression. Ideally, embalmer feel, the lips should give the impression of being ever so slightly parted, the upper lip protruding slightly for a more youthful appearance. This takes some engineering, however, as the lips tend to drift apart. Lip drift can sometimes be remedied by pushing one or two straight pins through the inner margin of the lower lip and then inserting them between the two front upper teeth. If Mr. Jones happens to have no teeth, the pins can just as easily be anchored in his Armstrong Face Former and Denture replacer. Another method to maintain lip closure is to dislocate the lower jaw, Which then held in its new position by a wire run through holes which have been drilled through the upper and lower jaws at the midline. As the French are fond of saying, il faut souffrir pour etre belle*.                                                                                           
               
            If Mr. Jones has died of Jaundice, the embalming fluid will very likely turn him green. Does this deter the embalmer? Not if he has intestinal fortitude. Making pastes and cosmetics are heavily laid on, burial garments and caskets interiors are color-correlated with particular care, and Jones is displayed beneath rose-colored lights. Friends will say “How well he looks.” Death by carbon monoxide, on the other hand, can be a rather a good thing from the embalmer’s viewpoint: “One advantage is the fact that this type of discoloration is an exaggerated form of the natural pink coloration.” This is nice because the healthy glow is already present and needs but little attention.
            The patching and filling completed, Mr. Jones is now shaved, washed, and dressed. Cream-based cosmetics, available in pink, flesh, suntan, brunette, and blond, is applied to his hands and face, his hair is shampooed and combed (and, in the case of Mr. Jones, set), his hands manicured. For the horny-handed son of toil special care must be taken; cream should be applied to remove ingrained grime, and the nails cleaned. “If he were not in the habit of having them manicured in life, trimmed and shaping is advised for better appearance—never questioned by kin.” Jones is now ready for casketing (this is the present particles of the verb “to casket”). In this operation his right shoulder should be depressed slightly “to turn the body a bit to the right and soften the appearance of lying flat on the back.” Positioning the hands is the matter of importance, and special rubber positioning blocks may be used. The hands should be cupped slightly for a more lifelike, relaxed appearance. Popper placement of the body requires a delicate sense of balance. It should lie as high as possible in the casket, yet not so high that the lid, when lowered, will hit the nose. On the other hand, we are cautioned, placing the body too low “creates the impression that the body is in a box.”             
Jones is next wheeled into the appointed slumber room where a few last touches may be added—his favorite pipe placed in his hand or, if he was a great reader, a book, a book propped into position. (In the case of little Master Jones a Teddy bear may be clutched.) Here he will hold open house for a few days, visiting hours 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. 

* It is necessary to suffer in order to be beautiful.



Questions on Meaning
1.      What was you emotional response to this essay? Can you analyze your feelings?
2.      To what does the author attribute the secrecy that surrounds the process of embalming?
3.      What, according to Mitford, is the mortician’s intent? What common obstacles to fulfilling it must be surmounted?
4.      What do you understand form Mitford’s remark in paragraph 10, on dispelling fears of live burial: “How true; once the blood is removed, chances of live burial are indeed remote”?
5.      Do you find any implied purpose in this essay? Does Mitford seem primarily out to rake muck, or does she offer any positive suggestions to Americans?

Question on Writing Strategy
1.      What is Mitford’s tone? In her opening two paragraphs, exactly what shows her attitude toward her subject?
2.      Why do you think Mitford goes into so much grisly detail? How does it serve her purpose?
3.      What is the effect of calling the body Mr. Jones (or Master Jones)?
4.      Into what stages has the author divided the embalming process?
5.      To whom does Mitford address her process analysis? How do you know she isn’t writing for an audience of professional morticians? 


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